Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #32049
Moderation in all things.
Quote #27215
Blushing is the color of virtue.
Quote #16504
Everything has been said before, but since nobody listens we have to keep going...
Quote #19163
There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.
Quote #31480
Ideology is a form of illiteracy. Those addicted to it are unable to understand...
Quote #24743
When a man’s willing and eager, the gods join in.
Quote #27254
Man has such a predilection for systems and abstract deductions that he is ready...
Quote #17053
The first and most important thing of all, at least for writers today, is...
Quote #7926
The living need charity more than the dead.