Quote #470
Whenever I get married I start buying Gourmet Magazine.
Quote #8877
If one speaks or acts with a cruel mind, misery follows, as the cart...
Quote #22299
While there’s life, there’s hope.
Quote #1761
Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
Quote #6758
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I...
Quote #9216
Happiness is possible only to a rational man, the man who desires nothing but...
Quote #25735
I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
Quote #27907
I don’t want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the...
Quote #19861
Beth Are there any guys out there who are JUST NORMAL
Quote #21000
Gratitude is the sign of noble souls.