Quote #12927
The future is no place to place your better days.
Quote #3123
The world makes up for all its follies and injustices by being damnably sentimental.
Quote #16498
The most important things to say are those which often I did not think...
Quote #9228
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
Quote #13737
Success is that old ABC — ability, breaks, and courage.
Quote #2166
Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But...
Quote #22910
If we keep doing what we’re doing, we’re going to keep getting what we’re...
Quote #14159
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Quote #26817
He has no hope who never had a fear.
Quote #5891
A youth is to be regarded with respect. How do you know that his...