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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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It is the rare fortuene of these days that one may think what one...
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The greatest improvement is made by the man who works most intelligently.
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To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia–to...
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Imagine the Creator as a stand up commedian – and at once the world...
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Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
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All the world’s a cage.
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The object of the superior man is truth.
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It is almost impossible to smile on the outside without feeling better on the...