Quote #15784
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding,...
Quote #31723
I soon realized that no journey carries one far unless, as it extends into...
Quote #17676
The female of the species is more deadly than the male.
Quote #14159
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Quote #18139
Humore is an affirmation of man’s dignity, a declaration of man’s superiority to all...
Quote #24790
Money is the root of all evil, and yet it is such a useful...
Quote #10117
About foxhunting: The unspeakable chasing the uneatable.
Quote #15251
Good humor is a paradox. The unexpected juxtaposition of the reasonable next to the...
Quote #7363
Only actions give life strength; only moderation gives it a charm.
Quote #21214
For those who intend to discover and to understand, not to indulge in conjectures...