Quote #18735
Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.
Quote #23434
Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can you give...
Quote #22376
A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat...
Quote #1135
Two and two continue to make four, in spite of the whine of the...
Quote #21933
No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a...
Quote #13964
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
Quote #22496
I brought myself down. I impeached myself by resigning.
Quote #13453
Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little...
Quote #33511
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open...
Quote #13811
He helps others most, who shows them how to help themselves.