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Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other...
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There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you’re busy...
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Are we having fun yet
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If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared...
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Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everyone else.
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We take care of our health, we lay up money, we make our roof...
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Of all human ills, greatest is fortune’s wayward tyranny.
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Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn’t cure.
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If we have been pleased with life, we should not be displeased with death,...
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The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is inefficiency. An efficient bureaucracy...