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I was going to sue for defamation of character, but then I realised I...
Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
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When I am asked, “What do you think of our audience?” I answer, “I...
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Hope is the thing with feathers — that perches in the soul — and...
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Contentment is not the fulfillment of what you want, but the realization of how...
Quote #1141
I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
Quote #26300
A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something.
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When it comes to staying young, a mind lift beats a face lift any...
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It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other...
Quote #13272
Find peace in where and what you are.