Quote #10946
Hell has no benefits, only torture.
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The most beautiful and most profound emotion we can experience is the sensation of...
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I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which...
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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I kep six honest serving-men (They taught me all I knew) Their names are...
Quote #24659
It is impossible to underrate human intelligence–beginning with one’s own.
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Conspicuous consumption of valuable goods is a means of reputability to the gentleman of...
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Write something to suit yourself and many people will like it; write something to...
Quote #24074
Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.
Quote #13474
Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.