Quote #31872
The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
Quote #19407
Endurance is one of the most difficult disciplines, but it is to the one...
Quote #26475
Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #34577
The only comfort comes in thinking about how nice it was to know them,...
Quote #15718
The measure of a man is what he does with power.
Quote #32435
Don’t be with someone you can live with be with someone you can’t live...
Quote #26790
Experience is a great advantage. The problem is that when you get the experience,...
Quote #1729
Man is the artificer of his own happiness.
Quote #32044
Of my friends, I am the only one I have left.