Quote #4498
Enjoy your own life without comparing it with that of another.
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O, beware, my lord, of jealousy!It is the green-eyed monster which doth mockThe meat...
Quote #9548
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Quote #23580
All things are cause for either laughter or weeping.
Quote #25077
To ask the hard question is simple.
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Once a new technology rolls over you, if your’re not part of the steamroller,...
Quote #11305
Answer a fool according to his folly, or he will be wise in his...
Quote #33203
If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know
Quote #10530
Men are conservatives when they are least vigorous, or when they are most luxurious....
Quote #30493
The only thing Earl Weaver knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn’t hit...