Quote #4887
He wears his faith but as the fashion of his hat.
Quote #32381
The man who said he never had a chance, never took a chance.
Quote #3558
The idea of an incarnation of God is absurd: why should the human race...
Quote #3177
The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
Quote #1137
The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change...
Quote #21501
There is joy in work. There is no happiness except in the realization that...
Quote #17731
The chess board is the world, the pieces are the phenomena of the universe,...
Quote #2641
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
Quote #1050
Life is too important to take seriously.
Quote #22973
Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely...