Quote #28748
I don’t generally feel anything until noon then it’s time for my nap.
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It is better to be making the news than taking it to be an...
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You can always tell a real friend when you’ve made a fool of yourself...
Quote #3103
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
Quote #2882
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win...
Quote #31344
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #34326
Rain usually makes me feel mellow. Curl up in the corner time, slow down,...
Quote #6045
He had discovered a great law of human action, without knowing it – namely,...
Quote #26751
I don’t mean he missed him, but he just didn’t get him when he...
Quote #31970
Rejoicing is clearly a spiritual command. To ignore it, I need to remind you,...