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My life has been one great big joke A dance that’s walked A song...
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Anybody can observe the Sabbath, but making it holy surely takes the rest of...
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Probably the most distinctive characteristic of the successful politician is selective cowardice.
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Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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Live free or die.
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If there?s one thing I know it?s God does love a good joke.
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I see great things in baseball. It’s our game–the American game. It will take...