Quote #34057
We need a president who’s fluent in at least one language.
Quote #26391
The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed...
Quote #21033
While I see many hoof marks going in, I see none coming out. It...
Quote #34486
It is much easier to try one’s hand at many things than to concentrate...
Quote #17632
How much better a thing it is to be envied than to be pitied.
Quote #29209
I feel the happiest when I can light my American cigarettes with Soviet matches.
Quote #29019
I live a day at a time. Each day I look for a kernel...
Quote #33320
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never...
Quote #11719
I wasted time, now time doth waste me.
Quote #2808
Name me an emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball.