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A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but...
Quote #9595
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Quote #29068
Nature never says one thing, Wisdom another.
Quote #11713
Ladies and Gentlemen, we got him! (said after capture of Saddam)
Quote #687
Honesty is a good thing, but it is not profitable to its possessor unless...
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My life needs a rewinderase button. – Calvin
Quote #9393
The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.
Quote #12879
Be comforted, dear soul! There is always light behind the clouds.
Quote #10212
On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too good, and...
Quote #30159
The greatest motivational act one person can do for another is to listen.