Quote #24134
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be...
Quote #18143
When it’s breezy, hit it easy.
Quote #13695
Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.
Quote #11060
A divine falsehood is more powerful than any human truth.
Quote #2323
America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags...
Quote #2747
Education: the inculcation of the incomprehensible into the indifferent by the incompetent.
Quote #1041
Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we...
Quote #11288
Amusement is the happiness of those who cannot think.
Quote #2437
The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the...
Quote #939
Many, if not all, of my presidential opponents are certifiable idiots.