Quote #20535
I realize that I’m generalizing here, but as is often the case when I...
Quote #834
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
Quote #28436
Whether they live in an igloo or a grass shack or a mud hut,...
Quote #4232
I will have nought to do with a man who can blow hot and...
Quote #7964
I hate middle age. Too young for the bowling green, too old for Ecstasy.
Quote #19904
You can talk to a fade but a hook won’t listen.
Quote #26412
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
Quote #20552
The first day of spring is one thing, and the first spring day is...
Quote #10019
The stage is not merely the meeting place of all the arts, but is...