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Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.
Quote #3330
Nothing is so aggravating as calmness.
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Just because you’re miserable doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy your life.
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Garth Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress...
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It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
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Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to...
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The best of men is he who blushes when you praise him and remains...
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I will follow the right side even to the fire, but excluding the fire...
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A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns...
Quote #5896
Do not wait for the last judgment. It takes place every day.