Quote #1147
The basis for optimism is sheer terror.
Quote #24295
God may be subtle, but He isn’t mean.
Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #7153
He is winding the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike.
Quote #30313
If this world affords true happiness, it is to be found in a home...
Quote #172
It is only the great men who are truly obscene. If they had not...
Quote #13822
I respect the man who knows distinctly what he wishes. The greater part of...
Quote #15192
If happiness could be brought, few of us could pay the price.
Quote #6827
All charming people have something to conceal, usually their total dependence on the appreciation...
Quote #6718
Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they...