Quote #34262
If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
Quote #11864
The best accessory a girl can have is her best friend.
Quote #27266
The right to be let alone is indeed the beginning of all freedom.
Quote #18100
I won’t take my religion from any man who never works except with his...
Quote #32593
One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out...
Quote #3779
The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
Quote #8728
He is able who thinks he is able.
Quote #18672
Don’t let the bastards grind you down.
Quote #4884
Truth is truth To the end of reckoning.
Quote #18243
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that’s...