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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side,...
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Accept good advice gracefully–as long as it doesn’t interfere with what you intended to...
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The best effect of fine persons is felt after we have left their presence.
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Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends.
Quote #8061
Death ? It?s the only thing we haven?t succeeded in completely vulgarizing.
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The thought of being President frightens me and I do not think I want...
Quote #31786
I do not come into this pulpit hoping that perhaps somebody will of his...
Quote #7892
My kids can do whatever they want as long as they are not Republicans...
Quote #20357
Reporters thrive on the world’s misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent...
Quote #3234
While I am not a fan of corporal punishment, I am not a fan...