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Knowing that I am not the one in control gives great encouragement. Knowing the...
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You couldn’t even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt.
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No one ever goes into battle thinking God is on the other side.
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The loveliest of faces are to be seen by moonlight, when one sees half...
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Speaking generally, punishment hardens and numbs, it produces obstinacy, it sharpens the sense of...
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COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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Formal education will earn you a living, self-education make you a fortune.
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A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.