Quote #24988
You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.
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I married beneath me – all women do.
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Time is a flowing river. Happy those who allow themselves to be carried, unresisting,...
Quote #3219
Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone.
Quote #4729
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the...
Quote #3241
No man should marry before he has studied anatomy and dissected the body of...
Quote #23889
If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your...
Quote #20306
The day is for honest men, the night for thieves.
Quote #33477
Our avian brothers are back to roost on the first leg of their annual...