Quote #8594
And yesterday he would have killed me to get to his foe. But now...
Quote #13920
The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty...
Quote #431
Most men who are not married by the age of thirty-five are either homosexual...
Quote #9416
I am not a star. A star is nothing more than a ball of...
Quote #20824
Thou shouldst not have been old till thou hadst been wise.
Quote #3510
Tongue – a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line...
Quote #21472
History never looks like history when you are living through it.
Quote #24516
Truth may be stretched, but cannot be broken, and always gets above falsehood, as...
Quote #29042
I’ve put in so many enigmas and puzzles that it will keep the professors...
Quote #23771
Where we have strong emotions, we’re liable to fool ourselves.