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He’s a real loser. He moved into a new neighborhood and got run over...
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In matters of style, swim with the current in matters of principle, stand like...
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Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
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The sweetest of all sounds is praise.
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Unless you believe, you will not understand.
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There are, however, people in this world who seldom pick up a newspaper, people...
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A peacock who rests on its feathers is just another turkey.
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Whatever may befall thee, it was preordained for thee from everlasting.
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I’d the upbringing a nun would envy and that’s the truth. Until I was...