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Death is not the worst thing; rather, when one who craves death cannot attain...
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The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man...
Quote #1465
Vegetarianism is harmless enough, though it is apt to fill a man with wind...
Quote #34819
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...
Quote #33297
If you pump casually, you will pump forever. Pump hard to begin with and...
Quote #33042
The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Quote #34636
People don’t have to like or support you, so you always have to say...
Quote #4456
Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.
Quote #1866
Work saves us from three great evils: boredom, vice and need.
Quote #33860
MTV is the lava lamp of the 1980′s.