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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year...
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I was thought to be ‘stuck up.’ I wasn’t. I was just sure of...
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The goal of life is living in agreement with nature.
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If you can’t ignore an insult, top it if you can’t top it, laugh...
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Thus, in a real sense, I am constantly writing autobiography, but I have to...
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My concern today is not with the length of a person’s hair but with...
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You have played enough you have eaten and drunk enough. Now it is time...
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The doctor is to be feared more than the disease.
Quote #20826
Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds.