Quote #30609
Money is the root of all evil, but the foliage is fascinating.
Quote #26798
I’m aiming by the time I’m fifty to stop being an adolescent.
Quote #4620
In comparing various authors with one another, I have discovered that some of the...
Quote #25390
Try everything once except incest and folk dancing.
Quote #26576
Religion is the human response to being alive and having to die.
Quote #11646
That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet.
Quote #21973
Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society violence punctuated by committee meetings.
Quote #2147
What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared.
Quote #19637
Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value...
Quote #17876
The billiard table is better than the doctor.