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My own suspicion is that the universe is not only queerer than we suppose,...
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I was taught that everything is attainable if you are prepared to give up,...
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The deepest human defeat suffered by human beings is constituted by the difference between...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Great nations write their autobiographies in three manuscripts–the book of their deeds, the book...
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It matters not what goal you seek Its secret here reposes You’ve got to...
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Be careful what you set your heart on, for it will surely be yours.
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‘Where shall I begin, please your Majesty’ he asked. ‘Begin at the beginning,’ the...