Quote #34215
Cannibals prefer those who have no spines.
Quote #7825
The sum of all human wisdom is contained in these two words: Wait and...
Quote #16287
An ounce of cheerfulness is worth a pound of sadness to serve God with.
Quote #22035
Never believe that a few caring people can’t change the world. For, indeed, that’s...
Quote #28780
I express many absurd opinions, but I am not the first man to do...
Quote #20790
Dr. Evil You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have...
Quote #27723
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
Quote #16115
Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well...
Quote #88
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Quote #5887
Judge thyself with the judgment of sincerity, and thou will judge others with the...