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I know a mother-in-law who sleeps with her glasses on, the better to see...
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Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper.
Quote #30039
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs
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I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts. But I...
Quote #8759
Perhaps when we find ourselves wanting everything, it is because we are dangerously close...
Quote #22464
To the good listener, half a word is enough.
Quote #34610
From the beginning of our history the country has been afflicted with compromise. It...
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We believe that an informed citizenry will act for life and not for death.
Quote #24711
The only infallible criterion of wisdom to vulgar minds — success.
Quote #22673
All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered the point is to...