Quote #30898
Don’t open a shop unless you know how to smile.
Quote #2413
Screenwriters? Schmucks with Underwoods.
Quote #30069
Nearly all men die of their remedies, and not of their illnesses.
Quote #1499
Trouble is only opportunity in work clothes.
Quote #3119
Patriotism is a pernicious, psychopathic form of idiocy.
Quote #34706
Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users
Quote #29794
It is worthwhile for anyone to have behind him a few generations of honest,...
Quote #23891
Men fear death, as children fear to go in the dark and as that...
Quote #5838
Insanity is often the logic of an accurate mind overtaxed.
Quote #27136
Health is the greatest possession. Contentment is the greatest treasure. Confidence is the greatest...