Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #10849
I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.
Quote #12382
An actress is not a machine, but they treat you like a machine. A...
Quote #27680
To say something nice about yourself, this is the hardest thing in the world...
Quote #16531
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...
Quote #25755
My performances have finally caught up with my ego.
Quote #21466
Leaders come in many forms, with many styles and diverse qualities. There are quiet...
Quote #16708
Whoso loves, believes the impossible.
Quote #10665
The great use of life is to spend it for something that outlasts it.
Quote #32851
Crude classifications and false generalizations are the curse of the organized life.