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Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you...
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We hear much of a decent pride, a becoming proud, a noble pride, a...
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In the carriages of the past you can’t go anywhere.
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Few are agreeable in conversation, because each thinks of what he intends to say...
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To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
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The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to other...
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To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend.
Quote #22456
No revenge is more honourable than the one not taken.