Quote #23009
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee and I’ll forgive Thy great big...
Quote #2407
We should all be obliged to appear before a board every five years and...
Quote #20500
He who hasn’t hacked assemply language as a youth has no heart. He who...
Quote #28888
Americans have the will to resist because you have weapons. If you don’t have...
Quote #4397
No evil can happen to a good man, either in life or after death.
Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #1148
Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
Quote #9560
He is not of us who is not affectionate to the little ones, and...
Quote #12483
The one way of tolerating existence is to lose oneself in literature as in...
Quote #5644
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.