Quote #24823
If a cow can’t eat it, I don’t want to play on it.
Quote #32251
I’m just an average guy. I’m not Mother Teresa, but I’m not Charles Manson...
Quote #24086
We often choose a friend as we do a mistress — for no particular...
Quote #26409
Most of those who make collections of verse or epigram are like men eating...
Quote #2243
If law school is so hard to get through… how come there are so...
Quote #5124
A man cannot be said to succeed in this life who does not satisfy...
Quote #4762
It has been said that the love of money is the root of all...
Quote #22915
It’s kind of fun to do the impossible.
Quote #25892
If, in instructing a child, you are vexed with it for want of adroitness,...
Quote #932
Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence...