Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Quote #25411
The worst of all deceptions is self-deception.
Quote #31090
A woman is like a tea bag–you can’t tell how strong she is until...
Quote #26852
Health consists of having the same diseases as one’s neighbors.
Quote #29225
Into this Universe, and Why not knowing Nor Whence, like Water, willy-nilly flowing And...
Quote #20116
If you do good, people may accuse you of selfish motives. Do good anyway.
Quote #8716
Good instincts usually tell you what to do long before your head has figured...
Quote #32015
Friendship is the allay of our sorrows, the ease of our passions, the discharge...
Quote #695
Instant gratification takes too long.
Quote #12546
The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas...