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Don’t you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the...
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Know thyself? A maxim as pernicious as it is ugly. Whoever observes himself arrests...
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Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for...
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how...
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I am going to concentrate on what’s important in life. I’m going to strive...
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The only thing that comes from a sleeping man are dreams.
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A lot of good arguments are spoiled by some fool who knows what he...
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Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to...
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It is not so much consequence what you say, as how you say it....
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Even if happiness forgets you a little bit, never completely forget about it.