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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
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No matter how long we exist, we have our memories. Points in time which...
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Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
Quote #4570
For a good cause, wrongdoing is virtuous.
Quote #1844
God must hate common people, because he made them so common.
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I have lived some thirty-odd years on this planet, and I have yet to...
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The fight is won or lost far away from witnessesbehind the lines, in the...
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We have staked the whole future of American civilization, not upon the power of...
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Man ceased to be an ape, vanquished the ape, on the day the first...
Quote #32611
Originality is nothing by judicious imitation. The most original writers borrowed one from another.