Quote #34043
They’re slobbery and they’re whiney and they look at you just like they could...
Quote #15666
I take as metaphysical poetry that in which what is ordinarily apprehensible only by...
Quote #19340
Nothing you can’t spell will ever work.
Quote #7440
If you consider what are called the virtues in mankind, you will find their...
Quote #218
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
Quote #14191
In the United States there is more space where nobody is than where anybody...
Quote #6367
He who is not very strong in memory should not meddle with lying.
Quote #5180
I have nothing to declare but my genius.
Quote #33469
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...