Quote #32044
Of my friends, I am the only one I have left.
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I have always recognized that the object of business is to make money in...
Quote #9814
I hope you love birds too. It is economical. It saves going to heaven.
Quote #3701
Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he...
Quote #34733
There’s a lot to be said for self-delusionment when it comes to matters of...
Quote #29296
If you had to have a diploma or a GED to collect unemployment, you’d...
Quote #3281
What men call good fellowship is commonly but the virtue of pigs in a...
Quote #27769
Give me the ready hand rather than the ready tongue.
Quote #1288
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
Quote #15994
Vanity is the quicksand of reason.