Quote #1111
Anything too stupid to be said is sung.
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The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
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Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears I come to bury Caesar, not to...
Quote #23793
Just because something doesn’t do what you planned it to do doesn’t mean it’s...
Quote #17243
There is always more misery among the lower classes than there is humanity in...
Quote #11382
By learning you will teach; by teaching you will learn.
Quote #23164
Deceive the rich and powerful if you will, but don’t insult them.
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Do what you feel in your heart to be right – for you’ll be...
Quote #5420
An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth.
Quote #12948
Your soul is oftentimes a battlefield, upon which your reason and your judgment wage...