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Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made...
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I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts. But I...
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The comfortable estate of widowhood is the only hope that keeps up a wife’s...
Quote #2901
A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck.
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Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who...
Quote #12998
Humanity is composed but of two categories, the invalids and the nurses.
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There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the...
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Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
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The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent.
Quote #28615
You can never step into the same river for new waters are always flowing...