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Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
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If you can walk you can dance, if you can talk you can sing.
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The primary purpose of the Data statement is to give names to constants; instead...
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Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
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Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to...
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Strange as it seems, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and formal education...
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The first and most important thing of all, at least for writers today, is...
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I sure hope you’re staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat
Quote #20737
One is tempted to define man as a rational animal who always loses his...