Quote #5167
Even a stopped clock is right two times a day.
Quote #3553
This place makes Mayberry look like a think tank.
Quote #12333
Statistics are like a drunk with a lampost: used more for support than illumination.
Quote #16025
He who multiplies riches multiplies cares.
Quote #28121
Creation and redemption are the spheres in which these glories are displayed. In creation...
Quote #20802
The fashion wears out more apparel than the man.
Quote #6955
It is pleasant at times to play the madman.
Quote #12099
If you want to be happy for a year, plant a garden; if you...
Quote #34604
I can’t criticize what I don’t understand. If you want to call this art,...
Quote #28907
Your children need your presence more than your presents.