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The lottery is a tax on people who flunked math.
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Real joy, which comes from loving to do good things without wanting to be...
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The way to get things done is not to mind who gets the credit...
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Marriage. It’s a hard term to define. Especially for me–I’ve ducked it like root...
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One day President Roosevelt told me that he was asking publicly for suggestions about...
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It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other...
Quote #398
Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for...
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Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it...
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A good intention but fixed and resolute – bent on high and holy ends,...