Quote #1411
A man may well bring a horse to the water but he cannot make...
Quote #6066
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Quote #30151
Appetizers are the little things you keep eating until you lose your appetite.
Quote #7223
He of whom many are afraid ought to fear many.
Quote #5816
There is always one moment in childhood when the door opens and lets the...
Quote #3856
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Quote #20187
The office of government is not to confer happiness, but to give men the...
Quote #2057
Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.
Quote #7003
From lightest words sometimes the direst quarrel springs.
Quote #19360
Form follows function.