Quote #1973
Sleep is an eight-hour peep show of infantile erotica.
Quote #28466
Thought is the wind, knowledge the sail, and mankind the vessel.
Quote #1717
Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.
Quote #19349
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf...
Quote #32250
I’m in trouble because I’m normal and slightly arrogant. A lot of people don’t...
Quote #21864
Only two classes of books are of universal appeal. The very best and the...
Quote #21493
Don’t find fault, find a remedy.
Quote #1931
We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer...
Quote #654
Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.
Quote #11191
A good son makes a good husband.