Quote #31324
You’re born naked, the rest is drag.
Quote #3506
Whenever you fall, pick up something
Quote #16562
Principal Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty,...
Quote #2615
Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.
Quote #13634
To generalize is to be an idiot.
Quote #21460
Man cannot be uplifted he must be seduced into virtue.
Quote #3982
Be bold and mighty powers will come to your aid.
Quote #29906
Confidence comes not from always being right but from not fearing to be wrong.
Quote #28562
The Universe may be as great as they say. But it wouldn’t be missed...
Quote #11894
A learned man is an idler who kills time with study. Beware of his...